Dreams

28 May 2018

It has been ages since I last wrote here. Because I don't like sharing everything on FB or IG, so I opted to write this somewhere else. Something has been bothering me lately. It's about my dreams. For a couple of times, I've been dreaming of having lots of fish scales on my hand. In heavy quantity, as tough, I am growing fish scales. It's true that I have dry skin on my hand. But to the extent of growing fish scales is pretty extreme. Perhaps, things that cross my mind gets stuck in my subconscious mind in a certain way. Thinking of it gives me goosebumps.

Another day

Happy day ^^

Food

Dinner at Kimgary witih my dear ^^

We ate so much our stomach almost burst. ><

funny ^^

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.

Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's license's of bald men?

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?


16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.50 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

21. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrheal , does that mean that one enjoys it?

merry merry ^^

Christmas is coming, and i'm missing home desperately. i miss everyone at home,
i hope to see all of you as soon as possible,

hope you guys have a wonderful and enjoyable Christmas.

p/s: what's your Christmas wish? hope santa will grant it. =)

A lesson for life

A Lesson for LIFE A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen, totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle and, fascinated with its color, drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed, the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words. What do you think were the four words?

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The husband just said “I Love You Darling” The husband’s totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he have taken time to keep the bottle away, this will not have happened. No point in attaching blame. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her. Sometimes we spend time asking who is responsible or who to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. We miss out some warmth in human relationship in giving each other support. After all, shouldn’t forgiving someone we love be the easiest thing in the world to do? Treasure what you have. Don’t multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to forgiveness. If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unwillingness to forgive, selfishness, and fears and you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.

Thanks for reading it.

problems never ends

i've come to realize that not everything in life is simple. it's not just how you want it to be. i know there's a phrase 'make things simple' even tough it's complicated. i wish i had the ability to do that. certain things, even if it's your decision, you still have to think of others . of how others think of you including your parents. probably some people would say, " don't care about how people judge you"... it's true. but it just doesn't apply to all sort of  matter.
you are not the only one living in this world. you are just a drop of water in the ocean.

"Friendship

Isn't about who you have known the longest

It's about who came and never left your side..... "

Generation Y

0909 means forever

pictures not edited. me and my son. hahaha =)

Well......I never knew that!

Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's

clothes have buttons on the left?              

A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and wornprimarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it iseasier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Becausewealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons onthe maid's right!  And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

Q: Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help?

A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning 'help me' -- andis pronounced, approximately, 'mayday.'

 

Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called 'love'?

A: In France , where tennis became popular, round zero on thescoreboard looked like an egg and was called 'l'oeuf,' which is Frenchfor 'egg.' When tennis was introduced in the US ,  Americans(mis)pronounced it 'love.'

Q. Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?

A:  In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write,documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented anoath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and thekiss eventually became synonymous.

Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called 'passing the buck'?A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called abuck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. Ifa player did not wish to assume the responsibility of dealing,he would'pass the buck' to the next player.

Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy byoffering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink wassafe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of hisdrink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink itsimultaneously.  When a guest trusted his host, he would only touch orclink the host's glass with his own.

Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be 'in the limelight'?A:Invented in 1825,limelight was used in lighthouses and theatres byburning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In thetheatre,a performer 'in the limelight' was the centre of attention.

Q: Why is someone who is feeling great 'on cloud nine'?A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes theyattain, with nine being the highest cloud If someone is said to be oncloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.

Q: In golf, where did the term 'Caddie' come from?A. When Mary Queen of Scots went to France as a young girl,Louis, Kingof France , learned that she loved the Scots game 'golf.' So he hadthe first course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To makesure she was properly chaperoned  (and guarded) while she played,Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary likedthis a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in thelong run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadetis pronounced  'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie.

Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orangeclay called 'pygg'. When people saved coins in jars made of this clay,the jars became known as 'pygg banks.' When an English pottermisunderstood the word, he made a container that resembled a pig. Andit caught on.

Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars havenotches (milling), while pennies and nickels do not?A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containinggold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off smallquantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollarsare notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickelsaren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enoughto shave.So there you are!  Now you know!

husband and wife

Come Home Late

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, " You see, his name is Bill ."
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Why divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, " My lord, not a single child resembles him ."
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Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now ."
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Why?

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax ."
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Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. " You're still getting the same service !"
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Talk About Husband

One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?"
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Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the husband. " But I don't know her well enough ."
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No Answer Back

A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, " I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.
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Problem Father

"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. " What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

    

 

Can you write a drawing?

Banana

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout.
No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B 6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system .

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

A Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter
about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on
his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time
for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.... ...

From --
Good Wan!

ipoh =)

Part One

changes

maybe last time when u asked me, i would say that our relationship is important. but not any more. after working for a few months here, i've come to realize that career is very important. now what i want is to built up my career, my future, my own goal. sorry, but i might not take our relationship as precious as before.

lastly, this is a picture of me and little Javin... naughty boy. haha =)

without you.

i can stand on my own legs even without you.